May 2013
baabaabelias:
Nothing is scarier than the feeling as your chair is about to go over.
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sisterofshadows:
Yes, random guy on the street I’ve never seen before, I am single. No, shouting after me and calling me ‘babe’ is not going to make me talk to you or sleep with you. So kindly fuck off.
God damn what motherfucker’s getting up in my little sis’s face I’ma fuck a bitch up!
that-smiths-girl:
Why do women have to have make up?
Why do women have to wear fucking fancy bras and underwear?
Why do we have to pluck our eyebrows?
Keep our breasts and ovaries?
Have long hair?
Shave down there?
Sit and be pretty?
FUCK ALL THAT. WE’RE PEOPLE NOT DOLLS.
How come men don’t have to do all of this shit?!
Women, be yourselves. Whatever your age, don’t give a fuck what...
adamflayman:
my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along
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Trousers for my God Tier!Equius cosplay arrived today. Holy shit these may be the comfiest trousers I have ever owned. I will wear them EVERYWHERE
bandagedjustice:
groldergoat:
Like seriously.. this is one of the coolest fusions I’ve come across so far.
Woah man, that art is sick.
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And SUDDENLY
fyeahmakaraxzahhak:
kankris-in-sweatert9wn:
FUCKING INTENSE HIGH HORSE (equius/gamzee) FEELS. This along with the Motherfucking Hipster PBJ
Is gunna be the death of me.
I shouldn’t love these ships but I DOOOOOoooooOOOO….!
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eriquius:
it really bothers me when people portray equius as stupid because it’s sort of an integral part of his character that he’s smart and if you try and turn equius into a dumb muscly guy stereotype in your fan-creations you can get the fuck out of my house
walk inside my house so i can kick you out of it dramatically
valkyrieprofile:
when people have problems with that one thing you excel at and you’re just there like LET ME HELP YOU FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. I WILL ACTUALLY DO IT FOR YOU. GIVE IT NOW.
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getoffmybloghoe:
when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
agusha:
Please, could someone do the Destiel video with the song “Only Teardrops” by Emmelie de Forest?
PLEASEEEEEEE
fuckyoutomhiddleston:
If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down
I just wanted everyone to know that
you’ve all been truly wonderful people
and
it was an honor blogging with you all
Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo
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em1ree:
em1ree:
i don’t promote followers
i promote fruit ripening
because i’m ethylene gas
THIS ACTUALLY HELPED ME GET AN A ON THAT BIOLOGY TEST
AND THIS IS LITERALLY THE STUPIDEST JOKE I HAVE EVER MADE
singularprincess:
WE CAN FIX THIS
WHY DON’T WE BUY YAHOO
i can see it now.
omarnorthtower:
some-atoms:
kalycle:
hooruss:
some-atoms:
It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.
self conscious brains aww
brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible
because if they’re visible something is deeply...
mentalphoto:
…
article here
bloomoonbaby:
artalias:
electronicanonsensica:
Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.
Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.
Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.
That means no more porn on Tumblr.
… God help us all.
And I am guessing “sexually suggestive material” will be judged by USA law so...